How NOT to write a rÃ©sumÃ©

Adam

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How NOT to write a rÃ©sumÃ©

Monday, October 28, 2013, 9:36 AM

Via facebook:

First of all, call people "vegetable people." Then put scare quotes around all of your "accomplishments."

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Yeah, we will "get back to you" about the "job".

It's been ten years since that lonely day I left you
In the morning rain, smoking gun in hand
Ten lonely years but how my heart, it still remembers
Pray for me, momma, I'm a gypsy now
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Lanie

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Monday, October 28, 2013, 1:24 PM

Tell me this isn't real. lol.
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