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  • How NOT to write a résumé

    Via facebook:


    First of all, call people "vegetable people." Then put scare quotes around all of your "accomplishments."






    Best comment so far:
    Yeah, we will "get back to you" about the "job".
    Bask in the warmth of the Deep South
    No one will be denied:
    Big law suits and bathroom toots;
    We're all getting Dixie-fried.
    But somewhere Hank and Lefty
    Are rollin' in their graves
    While kudzu vines grow over signs that read "Jesus Saves."

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    Tell me this isn't real. lol.

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