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    Bask in the warmth of the Deep South
    No one will be denied:
    Big law suits and bathroom toots;
    We're all getting Dixie-fried.
    But somewhere Hank and Lefty
    Are rollin' in their graves
    While kudzu vines grow over signs that read "Jesus Saves."

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    Bask in the warmth of the Deep South
    No one will be denied:
    Big law suits and bathroom toots;
    We're all getting Dixie-fried.
    But somewhere Hank and Lefty
    Are rollin' in their graves
    While kudzu vines grow over signs that read "Jesus Saves."

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    • #3
      Bask in the warmth of the Deep South
      No one will be denied:
      Big law suits and bathroom toots;
      We're all getting Dixie-fried.
      But somewhere Hank and Lefty
      Are rollin' in their graves
      While kudzu vines grow over signs that read "Jesus Saves."

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Adam View Post
        hahaha!!! Potty humor..Spif would like this.

        I didn't realize until Emma got an elf how many of these elf photos are out there. Now, while I do find some are hysterical (love the one with Elf tape to a wall with blue tape..his mouth is taped, too..and there are army guys all lined up in front of him ), I have to make them child appropriate. Here's the one we did last night for her when the kids came over for dinner:

        May we raise children who love the unloved things - the dandelion, the worm, the spiderlings.
        Children who sense the rose needs the thorn and run into rainswept days the same way they turn towards the sun...
        And when they're grown and someone has to speak for those who have no voice,
        may they draw upon that wilder bond, those days of tending tender things and be the one.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Michele View Post
          hahaha!!! Potty humor..Spif would like this.

          I didn't realize until Emma got an elf how many of these elf photos are out there. Now, while I do find some are hysterical (love the one with Elf tape to a wall with blue tape..his mouth is taped, too..and there are army guys all lined up in front of him ), I have to make them child appropriate. Here's the one we did last night for her when the kids came over for dinner:


          That's awesome!!
          Not where I breathe, but where I love, I live...
          Robert Southwell, S.J.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Michele View Post
            hahaha!!! Potty humor..Spif would like this.

            I didn't realize until Emma got an elf how many of these elf photos are out there. Now, while I do find some are hysterical (love the one with Elf tape to a wall with blue tape..his mouth is taped, too..and there are army guys all lined up in front of him ), I have to make them child appropriate. Here's the one we did last night for her when the kids came over for dinner:

            LOL! It took me a minute to realize those were goldfish in the sink. Hilarious!
            Bask in the warmth of the Deep South
            No one will be denied:
            Big law suits and bathroom toots;
            We're all getting Dixie-fried.
            But somewhere Hank and Lefty
            Are rollin' in their graves
            While kudzu vines grow over signs that read "Jesus Saves."

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            • #7
              I used her pretzel goldfish and they're a bit dark. I had my husband go to the market and get some swedish fish because I thought they looked more like a fish than the goldfish.
              May we raise children who love the unloved things - the dandelion, the worm, the spiderlings.
              Children who sense the rose needs the thorn and run into rainswept days the same way they turn towards the sun...
              And when they're grown and someone has to speak for those who have no voice,
              may they draw upon that wilder bond, those days of tending tender things and be the one.

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              • #8
                May we raise children who love the unloved things - the dandelion, the worm, the spiderlings.
                Children who sense the rose needs the thorn and run into rainswept days the same way they turn towards the sun...
                And when they're grown and someone has to speak for those who have no voice,
                may they draw upon that wilder bond, those days of tending tender things and be the one.

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                • #9
                  May we raise children who love the unloved things - the dandelion, the worm, the spiderlings.
                  Children who sense the rose needs the thorn and run into rainswept days the same way they turn towards the sun...
                  And when they're grown and someone has to speak for those who have no voice,
                  may they draw upon that wilder bond, those days of tending tender things and be the one.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Michele View Post
                    Bask in the warmth of the Deep South
                    No one will be denied:
                    Big law suits and bathroom toots;
                    We're all getting Dixie-fried.
                    But somewhere Hank and Lefty
                    Are rollin' in their graves
                    While kudzu vines grow over signs that read "Jesus Saves."

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                        I like this idea.

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                        • #13
                          "There are four lights!"

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                          • #14
                            "There are four lights!"

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Billy Jingo View Post
                              Good one!
                              "Faith is nothing but a firm assent of the mind : which, if it be regulated, as is our duty, cannot be afforded to anything but upon good reason, and so cannot be opposite to it."

                              -John Locke

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