Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Christmas funnies

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Christmas funnies

    It's been ten years since that lonely day I left you
    In the morning rain, smoking gun in hand
    Ten lonely years but how my heart, it still remembers
    Pray for me, momma, I'm a gypsy now

  • #2
    It's been ten years since that lonely day I left you
    In the morning rain, smoking gun in hand
    Ten lonely years but how my heart, it still remembers
    Pray for me, momma, I'm a gypsy now

    Comment


    • #3
      It's been ten years since that lonely day I left you
      In the morning rain, smoking gun in hand
      Ten lonely years but how my heart, it still remembers
      Pray for me, momma, I'm a gypsy now

      Comment


      • #4
        Originally posted by Adam View Post
        hahaha!!! Potty humor..Spif would like this.

        I didn't realize until Emma got an elf how many of these elf photos are out there. Now, while I do find some are hysterical (love the one with Elf tape to a wall with blue tape..his mouth is taped, too..and there are army guys all lined up in front of him ), I have to make them child appropriate. Here's the one we did last night for her when the kids came over for dinner:

        May we raise children who love the unloved things - the dandelion, the worm, the spiderlings.
        Children who sense the rose needs the thorn and run into rainswept days the same way they turn towards the sun...
        And when they're grown and someone has to speak for those who have no voice,
        may they draw upon that wilder bond, those days of tending tender things and be the one.

        Comment


        • #5
          Originally posted by Michele View Post
          hahaha!!! Potty humor..Spif would like this.

          I didn't realize until Emma got an elf how many of these elf photos are out there. Now, while I do find some are hysterical (love the one with Elf tape to a wall with blue tape..his mouth is taped, too..and there are army guys all lined up in front of him ), I have to make them child appropriate. Here's the one we did last night for her when the kids came over for dinner:


          That's awesome!!
          Not where I breathe, but where I love, I live...
          Robert Southwell, S.J.

          Comment


          • #6
            Originally posted by Michele View Post
            hahaha!!! Potty humor..Spif would like this.

            I didn't realize until Emma got an elf how many of these elf photos are out there. Now, while I do find some are hysterical (love the one with Elf tape to a wall with blue tape..his mouth is taped, too..and there are army guys all lined up in front of him ), I have to make them child appropriate. Here's the one we did last night for her when the kids came over for dinner:

            LOL! It took me a minute to realize those were goldfish in the sink. Hilarious!
            It's been ten years since that lonely day I left you
            In the morning rain, smoking gun in hand
            Ten lonely years but how my heart, it still remembers
            Pray for me, momma, I'm a gypsy now

            Comment


            • #7
              I used her pretzel goldfish and they're a bit dark. I had my husband go to the market and get some swedish fish because I thought they looked more like a fish than the goldfish.
              May we raise children who love the unloved things - the dandelion, the worm, the spiderlings.
              Children who sense the rose needs the thorn and run into rainswept days the same way they turn towards the sun...
              And when they're grown and someone has to speak for those who have no voice,
              may they draw upon that wilder bond, those days of tending tender things and be the one.

              Comment


              • #8
                May we raise children who love the unloved things - the dandelion, the worm, the spiderlings.
                Children who sense the rose needs the thorn and run into rainswept days the same way they turn towards the sun...
                And when they're grown and someone has to speak for those who have no voice,
                may they draw upon that wilder bond, those days of tending tender things and be the one.

                Comment


                • #9
                  May we raise children who love the unloved things - the dandelion, the worm, the spiderlings.
                  Children who sense the rose needs the thorn and run into rainswept days the same way they turn towards the sun...
                  And when they're grown and someone has to speak for those who have no voice,
                  may they draw upon that wilder bond, those days of tending tender things and be the one.

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Michele View Post
                    It's been ten years since that lonely day I left you
                    In the morning rain, smoking gun in hand
                    Ten lonely years but how my heart, it still remembers
                    Pray for me, momma, I'm a gypsy now

                    Comment


                    • #11

                      Comment


                      • #12


                        I like this idea.

                        Comment


                        • #13
                          Colonel Vogel : What does the diary tell you that it doesn't tell us?

                          Professor Henry Jones : It tells me, that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try *reading* books instead of *burning* them!

                          Comment


                          • #14
                            Colonel Vogel : What does the diary tell you that it doesn't tell us?

                            Professor Henry Jones : It tells me, that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try *reading* books instead of *burning* them!

                            Comment


                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Billy Jingo View Post
                              Good one!
                              "Faith is nothing but a firm assent of the mind : which, if it be regulated, as is our duty, cannot be afforded to anything but upon good reason, and so cannot be opposite to it."
                              -John Locke

                              "It's all been melded together into one giant, authoritarian, leftist scream."
                              -Newman

                              Comment

                              Working...
                              X