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    Area Man’s Intelligence Probably Just Too Intimidating For Most Women




    MILWAUKEE—Describing his mind as both “a blessing and a curse,” local man Benjamin Walker, 27, told reporters Thursday that his intellect was probably just too intimidating for most women to engage with romantically.

    “I’m a very, very smart guy, and I guess most women are pretty scared off by that, you know?” said Walker, confirming that women often seem extremely uncomfortable and agitated around him, most likely because of how cultured and well-read he is. “After I’ve been speaking to a girl for just a few minutes, she’ll usually start to get this look in her eyes like she wants to bolt and I can just tell that she’s feeling so intellectually inferior that it’s impossible for her to continue with the conversation.”

    “Which is understandable,” Walker added. “I am able to speak confidently and at length about a wide range of subjects, so it’s probably hard for most women to follow along.”

    According to the Milwaukee resident, whenever he is talking to a young woman and begins to expound at length on one of the many topics he is well versed in—such as Malcolm Gladwell’s book Outliers or the British graffiti artist Banksy—she begins to appear highly overwhelmed by his mental capacity and quickly grows visibly restless and distant.

    Walker, who acknowledged that his imposing cleverness and quick wit likely caused women to feel insecure about not being as smart as he is, confirmed that females frequently displayed an averse reaction to his impressive mind by noticeably “checking out” of the conversation or attempting, no doubt in fear and awe, to exit the discussion as quickly as possible.

    The 27-year-old, who graduated from Syracuse University in 2007, told reporters that he subscribes to The New Yorker magazine and keeps up with the news on a daily basis—all facts that Walker said seem to persistently leave the opposite sex speechless when he inserts them into conversation.

    “I should really be more careful, I suppose, because I can see that my intelligence can be a major hindrance to meeting women, most of whom are probably looking for a guy with a more ordinary or slowed-down intellect—you know, someone more on their level,” said Walker. “Sometimes, after talking to a girl at a party, for instance, I will try to approach her again and she’ll purposefully avoid eye contact with me, just so she doesn’t have to deal with the embarrassment of contending with my staggering mental faculties.”

    “It’s tough, because I really try my best to relieve their anxiety and say, ‘Hey, look, don’t sweat it, I’m used to people not being able to keep up with my mind,’” added Walker. “But that never seems to help. They’re too petrified by that point.”
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    Professor Henry Jones : It tells me, that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try *reading* books instead of *burning* them!

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    Can you recommend any local beers from there?
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    • #3
      Originally posted by phillygirl View Post
      Can you recommend any local beers from there?
      Fort Worth has a great brewery called Rahr; its best brew being Iron Thistle. A Scottish dark ale that is perfect for the Lenten season. It is brewed in the winter and since I gave up beer for Lent last year, I plan to have many to make up for that sacrifice. If you can't wait that long, go with the Blonde (always good advice); a Helles style pale lager. Granted, that is more of a summer beer but it is refreshing.
      Colonel Vogel : What does the diary tell you that it doesn't tell us?

      Professor Henry Jones : It tells me, that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try *reading* books instead of *burning* them!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Billy Jingo View Post
        Fort Worth has a great brewery called Rahr; its best brew being Iron Thistle. A Scottish dark ale that is perfect for the Lenten season. It is brewed in the winter and since I gave up beer for Lent last year, I plan to have many to make up for that sacrifice. If you can't wait that long, go with the Blonde (always good advice); a Helles style pale lager. Granted, that is more of a summer beer but it is refreshing.
        Yeah...how about from Milwaukee?
        Not where I breathe, but where I love, I live...
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        • #5
          Originally posted by phillygirl View Post
          Yeah...how about from Milwaukee?
          I don't know .... that stuff Laverne & Shirley put bottle caps on?
          Colonel Vogel : What does the diary tell you that it doesn't tell us?

          Professor Henry Jones : It tells me, that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try *reading* books instead of *burning* them!

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          • #6
            I'm sorry but when you say Milwaukee, beer is the last thing I think of.
            Colonel Vogel : What does the diary tell you that it doesn't tell us?

            Professor Henry Jones : It tells me, that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try *reading* books instead of *burning* them!

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            • #7
              LOL! I'm pretty sure I dated that guy.


              For a minute.
              "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Billy Jingo View Post
                Fort Worth has a great brewery called Rahr; its best brew being Iron Thistle. A Scottish dark ale that is perfect for the Lenten season. It is brewed in the winter and since I gave up beer for Lent last year, I plan to have many to make up for that sacrifice. If you can't wait that long, go with the Blonde (always good advice); a Helles style pale lager. Granted, that is more of a summer beer but it is refreshing.
                You realize that pushing this on NEIP isn't going to count much in your kick back?
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                • #9
                  If his dates are even remotely like his interview, then it is easy to understand why not only women, but anyone around him would be agitated and uncomfortable.
                  Conceit and arrogance sometimes have that effect.
                  We are so fucked.

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                  • #10
                    Added the link to The Onion.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Administrator View Post
                      Added the link to The Onion.
                      Didn't everybody already know that? That's why it was funny!

                      (I did date that guy, though.)
                      "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Gingersnap View Post
                        Didn't everybody already know that? That's why it was funny!

                        (I did date that guy, though.)
                        I didn't.

                        I thought Bok finally got published...and changed his hairstyle a bit.
                        Not where I breathe, but where I love, I live...
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by phillygirl View Post
                          I didn't.

                          I thought Bok finally got published...and changed his hairstyle a bit.
                          Remind me never to get on your bad side. Meow!
                          "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Gingersnap View Post
                            Remind me never to get on your bad side. Meow!
                            You did. Don't you remember? It was 2008. How do you think you ended up here?
                            Not where I breathe, but where I love, I live...
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by phillygirl View Post
                              You did. Don't you remember? It was 2008. How do you think you ended up here?
                              You told me the abject boot-licking would result in the destruction of those PMs.
                              "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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