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  • Should have joined the Elks Club...

    Oh snap
    OSLO — A Norwegian hunter took aim at a moose, but missed and accidentally hit a man sitting on the toilet in a nearby cabin on Thursday, police said.

    The bullet whizzed past the animal, pierced the wooden wall behind it and struck the man, in his seventies, in the stomach, the force told public broadcaster NRK.

    The victim was flown by helicopter to hospital but his injury was not life-threatening, said the policeman who led the investigation, Anders Stroemsaether.
    If it scard the shit out of the victim, at least he was in the right place.
    We are so fucked.

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    Of all the dumb luck! Dude, your number was up, man.
    Bask in the warmth of the Deep South
    No one will be denied:
    Big law suits and bathroom toots;
    We're all getting Dixie-fried.
    But somewhere Hank and Lefty
    Are rollin' in their graves
    While kudzu vines grow over signs that read "Jesus Saves."

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    • #3
      Most Americans probably aren't aware of it but the Scandinavian countryside is littered with little cottages. We have nothing like it over here. One of the primary desires of every ethnic Scandi is to own a small country house and a lot of them realize that desire. Usually they aren't occupied this late in the year.
      "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Gingersnap View Post
        Most Americans probably aren't aware of it but the Scandinavian countryside is littered with little cottages. We have nothing like it over here. One of the primary desires of every ethnic Scandi is to own a small country house and a lot of them realize that desire. Usually they aren't occupied this late in the year.
        What's even cooler is that it's appropriate to use one of those cottages as long as it's empty. Crash for the night, clean up, and stock the woodpile for the next person.
        "Faith is nothing but a firm assent of the mind : which, if it be regulated, as is our duty, cannot be afforded to anything but upon good reason, and so cannot be opposite to it."

        -John Locke

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