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    COUPLE GETS PERFECT NOTE FROM NEIGHBOR AFTER NIGHT OF LOUD SEX
    By JOHN October 3, 2013 9:00 am


    Men beware: If you get it on like animals in the zoo with your mate and are inconsiderate of your neighbors, you may be labeled a wife beater. Example A:



    Well played, neighbor. Well played indeed. The only disturbing issue that arises from this, other than the fact there is no audio of the jungle lady having sex which is so desperately required, is the fact that you seem delighted to teach your children about domestic violence rather than the birds and the bees. Kind of creepy if you think about it. Nevertheless, do humanity a favor and record the noises next time and let the world be the judge to if it can even sound like a woman being lit up. It’s the least you can do for the Internet that has provided so much and has asked for so little in return.
    COED
    "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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    Heh!

    Some time back, I was reading through reviews on TripAdvisor about some smallish hotel in Australia somewhere. I wish I had kept a link to it because it was quite funny indeed. The review said something along the lines of how the front desk was very attentive, the breakfast was good, the room was clean and comfortable, but the one and only problem was that the walls between rooms were quite thin and passed noise so well that the couple in the neighboring room "left my wife and I feeling quite inadequate."


    LOL!
    Bask in the warmth of the Deep South
    No one will be denied:
    Big law suits and bathroom toots;
    We're all getting Dixie-fried.
    But somewhere Hank and Lefty
    Are rollin' in their graves
    While kudzu vines grow over signs that read "Jesus Saves."

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