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  • #1

    You Are a Donkey

    You Are a Donkey



    You have a reputation for being stubborn, but that's okay. Your stubbornness has served you well in life.
    You know what you can and can't do, and you resent anyone trying to push you. You like make changes on your own schedule.

    You are a very conscientious creature. You are willing to take responsibility for yourself and for the people you care about.

    Because you have a lot of burdens, you have to be extremely careful and cautious. This explains your "look before you leap" mentality!

    What Farm Animal Are You?
    I wouldn't say I have a lot of burdens but I'm cautious. Also, capable of stomping-murder. Super capable of that. And biting.
    "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."
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  • #2
    I got Donkey too.


    I don't think this test is very accurate.
    "Faith is nothing but a firm assent of the mind : which, if it be regulated, as is our duty, cannot be afforded to anything but upon good reason, and so cannot be opposite to it."
    -John Locke

    "It's all been melded together into one giant, authoritarian, leftist scream."
    -Newman

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    • #3
      I'm a goat.

      I suspect that whoever created this probably has never actually dealt with actual animals, particularly farm animals.
      It's been ten years since that lonely day I left you
      In the morning rain, smoking gun in hand
      Ten lonely years but how my heart, it still remembers
      Pray for me, momma, I'm a gypsy now

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Adam View Post
        I'm a goat.

        I suspect that whoever created this probably has never actually dealt with actual animals, particularly farm animals.
        You're annoyed because you want to climb on things and stare at people with Satanic eyes, aren't you?
        "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Gingersnap View Post
          You're annoyed because you want to climb on things and stare at people with Satanic eyes, aren't you?
          Only marginally. I formerly used to climb upon things all the time, though I don't think my stare was necessarily "Satanic," though I think I do remember some people complaining about my rectangular irises a time or two.
          It's been ten years since that lonely day I left you
          In the morning rain, smoking gun in hand
          Ten lonely years but how my heart, it still remembers
          Pray for me, momma, I'm a gypsy now

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Adam View Post
            Only marginally. I formerly used to climb upon things all the time, though I don't think my stare was necessarily "Satanic," though I think I do remember some people complaining about my rectangular irises a time or two.
            Satanic climbing impulses are never "marginal". Don't ask me how I know this.
            "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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            • #7
              You Are a Cow



              You are a kind, nurturing, and caring creature. You are deeply connected to the world around you.
              You have a good intuition, and you sense what people need from you. You are happy to give as much as you can.

              You are a very placid creature. Because you remain so calm and cool, people seem to underestimate your mind.
              You are extremely intelligent and aware, but you don't always show it. You're more likely to reflect on your thoughts than share them with the world.

              What Farm Animal Are You?
              I'm also easy to tip over when sleeping.
              “Any sufficiently advanced capitalism is indistinguishable from rent seeking.” ~ =j

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Tom Servo View Post
                I'm also easy to tip over when sleeping.
                And tasty!
                "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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