Cow Abductions: You Have Been Warned.

[Gingersnap]

As the number of abductions rise, support for the cause grows. People everywhere are sending messages to the celestial perpetrators whom many now refer to as 'creepy alien freaks'.

Messages to the aliens vary.

Cow Abductions

[Adam]

Well, OK.

[JB]

Someone's been snatching these cows for years now.

It's just a cow plot as they are organizing to be our overlords. You've been warned.