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  • Cow Abductions: You Have Been Warned.

    As the number of abductions rise, support for the cause grows. People everywhere are sending messages to the celestial perpetrators whom many now refer to as 'creepy alien freaks'.

    Messages to the aliens vary.

    Cow Abductions
    "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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    Well, OK.
    It's been ten years since that lonely day I left you
    In the morning rain, smoking gun in hand
    Ten lonely years but how my heart, it still remembers
    Pray for me, momma, I'm a gypsy now

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    • #3
      Someone's been snatching these cows for years now.

      It's just a cow plot as they are organizing to be our overlords. You've been warned.
      Science that cannot be questioned is propaganda.

      Cameras in classrooms now.

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