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    Man Loses 'Tools' As Hyena Mauls His Genitals

    OUCH

    "A MAN with a big heart for wealth has lost his manhood and three toes to a hyena that attacked him as he carried out a witchdoctor's instructions in a bush in Chipata."


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    A MAN with a big heart for wealth and now a very small weenie has lost his manhood and three toes to a hyena that attacked him as he carried out a witchdoctor's instructions in a bush in Chipata.
    If it pays, it stays
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  • #2
    Hey, he's still got a foot and a half, right?
    Enjoy.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Norm dePlume View Post
      Hey, he's still got a foot and a half, right?
      Crap...I hate you!
      Not where I breathe, but where I love, I live...
      Robert Southwell, S.J.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Norm dePlume View Post
        Hey, he's still got a foot and a half, right?
        Whitty Wilde whitty!!
        If it pays, it stays

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Norm dePlume View Post
          Hey, he's still got a foot and a half, right?
          It's been ten years since that lonely day I left you
          In the morning rain, smoking gun in hand
          Ten lonely years but how my heart, it still remembers
          Pray for me, momma, I'm a gypsy now

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          • #6
            I'm guessing there's more to this. You wouldn't somehow allow an animal to eat your genitals and then mostly highlight your toe situation.
            "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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