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  • Rapper Andre Johnson severs penis, jumps off building, but survives

    OK, I really shouldn't laugh, but the way the bolded is written just cracks me up.



    Los Angeles (CNN) -- Rapper Andre Johnson severed his penis and jumped from a Los Angeles apartment building early Wednesday, police said.

    Johnson was seriously injured, but survived the fall from the second level of the building in North Hollywood, Los Angeles Police Sgt. William Mann said.

    Johnson, along with his recovered penis, was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he was being treated, Mann said.

    Details about what triggered the incident were not available.


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    In the morning rain, smoking gun in hand
    Ten lonely years but how my heart, it still remembers
    Pray for me, momma, I'm a gypsy now

  • #2
    Let's hope this is not a new fad for rappers otherwise we be seeing bloody white boys dropping like snowflakes.
    We are so fucked.

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    • #3
      Will his new rapper name be "Dickless"?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Hondo View Post
        Will his new rapper name be "Dickless"?
        Could be No Johnson
        Robert Francis O'Rourke, Democrat, White guy, spent ~78 million to defeat, Ted Cruz, Republican immigrant Dark guy …
        and lost …
        But the Republicans are racist.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Hondo View Post
          Will his new rapper name be "Dickless"?
          Homeslice?
          Enjoy.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Norm dePlume View Post
            Homeslice?
            Oh, that's wicked. Very, very wicked.
            "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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