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    A police force has told members of the public to ignore people dressed as clowns if they meet them in the street.

    Norfolk police received a report from a member of the public alarmed by a clown sighting in Gaywood, near King's Lynn, on Tuesday evening.

    The suspect was described as wearing a "full clown outfit" with a red suit and red hair.

    The following evening the force received a similar report after two clowns were spotted near a skate park in the town. These people wore "Halloween-type" clown masks.

    In both cases, the callers reported being alarmed and being chased a short way up the road.

    It follows recent reports of the circus characters scaring people in Northampton.

    Anyone seen Gern lately?
    It's been ten years since that lonely day I left you
    In the morning rain, smoking gun in hand
    Ten lonely years but how my heart, it still remembers
    Pray for me, momma, I'm a gypsy now

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    My sister (who fears clowns) will be frightened.