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    Name that dog!

    Name That Dog!

    Appears a puppy’s in my possession. If I had to guess, I’d say a terrier mix of some sort, maybe two months old. Yesterday he was homeless, today he’s not, and this morning we’re getting acquainted. All I know for sure is his teeth are sharp and he craps like a puma. He is also nameless, which I’m hoping one of you will help correct. Call it a contest. Winner gets one of the attached photos, personalized by the dog. Deadline is Monday morning, 12:00 am. Until then, he answers to the name of “No,no,no,no!!!”
    "Craps like a puma."



    Top contenders so far:
    • Micro (say it slowly)
    • Mack (same vein)
    • Rut
    • D.J. (Dirty Jobs)
    • Rowe-ver (my personal favorite)
    • Ike (thus making them "Mike & Ike")
    It's been ten years since that lonely day I left you
    In the morning rain, smoking gun in hand
    Ten lonely years but how my heart, it still remembers
    Pray for me, momma, I'm a gypsy now
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  • #2
    Cute dog!

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    • #3
      He's a cute little guy. Maybe a Border Terrier mix?

      I'd vote for "Ike".
      "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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      • #4
        I like NO NO NO

        I'm sure there's some tribe somewhere that has an actual word of some significance that sounds that way.
        "Faith is nothing but a firm assent of the mind : which, if it be regulated, as is our duty, cannot be afforded to anything but upon good reason, and so cannot be opposite to it."
        -John Locke

        "It's all been melded together into one giant, authoritarian, leftist scream."
        -Newman

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        • #5
          Update #1:

          Hello, America. My nameless puppy is not only still nameless, he’s now totally freaked out. He awoke early this morning, checked out The Facebooks, saw 86,000 potential names, and quickly shat all over his feet.

          I don’t blame him. 86,000 comments is a lot to sort through, and his tiny paws are not interacting well with Apples touch sensitive pad. Thus, scrolling has become problematic. (Hello, design flaw?)

          Update #2:

          Mark Schultz had a superb idea. Puppy-Poop Bingo. I've got to run out for a few hours. When I return, we'll have a winner. God-willing.

          PS. I'm narrating an episode of Deadliest Catch, How the Universe Works, The Bait, and something else I can't recall. Might be longer than a few hours...

          It's been ten years since that lonely day I left you
          In the morning rain, smoking gun in hand
          Ten lonely years but how my heart, it still remembers
          Pray for me, momma, I'm a gypsy now

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