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Shia LaBeouf apparently will be the next celebuturd who goes crazy/kills himself

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  • Shia LaBeouf apparently will be the next celebuturd who goes crazy/kills himself

    Shia LaBeouf, who is not famous anymore, left an infamous impression on attendees of the Berlin Film Festival over the weekend.

    Appearing in support of Lars von Trier's "Nymphomaniac," LaBeouf joined his fellow cast members for a press conference on Sunday. According to The Hollywood Reporter's account of the event, the actor "looked disheveled in a dirty hat and hoodie," and was missing a lower bottom tooth. About ten minutes into the conference, LaBeouf was asked his first question — about his sex scenes in "Nymphomanaic" — yielding an unexpected and unforgettable response.

    "When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. Thank you," he said, "slowly and deliberately," before exiting the conference, according to THR.

    The quote comes from French soccer player Eric Cantona, spoken during a 1995 press conference after an assault conviction, according to Yahoo.

    Later that night, at Berlin's "Nymphomaniac" premiere, LaBeouf walked the red carpet wearing a black and white tuxedo, and a paper bag over his head. The bag was marked with the words, "I am not famous anymore," in large, black marker — the same words LaBeouf has tweeted every single day without fail since January 20.

    Time to stop dropping four squares of microdot every morning with breakfast, Shia.
    It's been ten years since that lonely day I left you
    In the morning rain, smoking gun in hand
    Ten lonely years but how my heart, it still remembers
    Pray for me, momma, I'm a gypsy now

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    Shia already jumped his personal shark when he stole the work of others and passed it off as his idea at a short film thingy last fall. Acting in egghead porn was the next logical step in his career death-spiral.
    "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."