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    6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person


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    #5. The Hippies Were Wrong


    Here is the greatest scene in the history of movies (WARNING: EXTREME NSFW LANGUAGE):

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    For those of you who can't watch videos, it's the famous speech Alec Baldwin gives in the cinematic masterpiece Glengarry Glenn Ross. Baldwin's character -- whom you assume is the villain -- addresses a room full of dudes and tears them a new asshole, telling them that they're all about to be fired unless they "close" the sales they've been assigned:

    "Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. If you want to work here, close."

    It's brutal, rude, and borderline sociopathic, and also it is an honest and accurate expression of what the world is going to expect from you. The difference is that, in the real world, people consider it so wrong to talk to you that way that they've decided it's better to simply let you keep failing.

    That scene changed my life. I'd program my alarm clock to play it for me every morning if I knew how. Alec Baldwin was nominated for an Oscar for that movie and that's the only scene he's in. As smarter people have pointed out, the genius of that speech is that half of the people who watch it think that the point of the scene is "Wow, what must it be like to have such an asshole boss?" and the other half think, "Fuck yes, let's go out and sell some goddamned real estate!"
    Colonel Vogel : What does the diary tell you that it doesn't tell us?

    Professor Henry Jones : It tells me, that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try *reading* books instead of *burning* them!

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    That's like reading Hondo's stuff.
    Colonel Vogel : What does the diary tell you that it doesn't tell us?

    Professor Henry Jones : It tells me, that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try *reading* books instead of *burning* them!

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    • #3
      I want my eight minutes back.
      It's been ten years since that lonely day I left you
      In the morning rain, smoking gun in hand
      Ten lonely years but how my heart, it still remembers
      Pray for me, momma, I'm a gypsy now

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Adam View Post
        I want my eight minutes back.
        Here. Kill a half hour.
        Colonel Vogel : What does the diary tell you that it doesn't tell us?

        Professor Henry Jones : It tells me, that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try *reading* books instead of *burning* them!

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        • #5
          Although I nearly stopped reading after the first paragraph (I do have a career, friends, and a great marriage), I persevered because the author is a pretty funny guy and well, why not?

          There's a lot of truth of in here. The article is about what you do to let other people detect that you are somebody worth more than a forgettable 5 minute conversation. This article is not about what you are worth in material terms (I bet a lot of people miss this), it's about what you do that makes you worthwhile - totally different concept.

          Who hasn't thrown a pity party for themselves only to later understand that what you do is more important than whatever you felt? I have. Who hasn't been unmotivated emotionally or dismissive of change?

          What's the difference between a self-employed (marginally) banjo-playing, hippie drop-out who cans his own produce, grows his own weed, and volunteers at the local fire department and a meticulously educated, unemployed, hipster who buys artisan bread and listens to bands you've never of while living off Mom?

          That old hippie is worthwhile. Whether you you agree with his ideas or not, he at least has ideas and something to show for them. He probably gets more laid, too.
          "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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