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    It's been ten years since that lonely day I left you
    In the morning rain, smoking gun in hand
    Ten lonely years but how my heart, it still remembers
    Pray for me, momma, I'm a gypsy now

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    I didn't realize old people had sex until I got old.
    Colonel Vogel : What does the diary tell you that it doesn't tell us?

    Professor Henry Jones : It tells me, that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try *reading* books instead of *burning* them!

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    • #3
      That link sucks without a picture of "selfie". Is it knobbed, ribbed, oscillating, color? Enquiring minds and all....
      If it pays, it stays

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Billy Jingo View Post
        I didn't realize old people had sex until I got old.
        No shit. Isn't it weird that MILF porn looks like regular porn?
        "Faith is nothing but a firm assent of the mind : which, if it be regulated, as is our duty, cannot be afforded to anything but upon good reason, and so cannot be opposite to it."
        -John Locke

        "It's all been melded together into one giant, authoritarian, leftist scream."
        -Newman

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        • #5
          There are a lot of things I don't want to know about other people. Vibrator status is absolutely one of them.
          "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Gingersnap View Post
            There are a lot of things I don't want to know about other people. Vibrator status is absolutely one of them.
            Name yours?
            If it pays, it stays

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Frostbit View Post
              Name yours?
              Luckily, my superior moral values mean that I have already forgotten whatever it was that you asked.
              "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Gingersnap View Post
                Luckily, my superior moral values mean that I have already forgotten whatever it was that you asked.
                Embarrassed by the name you chose eh?
                If it pays, it stays

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Frostbit View Post
                  Embarrassed by the name you chose eh?
                  Was there a post here? Hmmm........guess not.
                  "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Gingersnap View Post
                    Was there a post here? Hmmm........guess not.
                    Shorty?
                    If it pays, it stays

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Frostbit View Post
                      Shorty?
                      It's been ten years since that lonely day I left you
                      In the morning rain, smoking gun in hand
                      Ten lonely years but how my heart, it still remembers
                      Pray for me, momma, I'm a gypsy now

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                      • #12
                        I think I'm too young for this thread.

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                        • #13
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                          It's been ten years since that lonely day I left you
                          In the morning rain, smoking gun in hand
                          Ten lonely years but how my heart, it still remembers
                          Pray for me, momma, I'm a gypsy now

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Adam View Post
                            Presented without comment:


                            Can you say wide angle lens?
                            If it pays, it stays

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