Death of the old cow

[Frostbit]

DEATH OF THE OLD COW>



Suddenly, a cow runs out into the road late at night and a Limo driving by
hits it head-on and the vehicle comes to an abrupt stop.

The woman in the back seat - in her usual abrasive manner, says to the chauffeur

"You get out and check on that poor cow--you were driving."

So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead
but it appeared to be very old.

Well, says the woman, "You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer
in that lighted farmhouse over there"


Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated, a full
belly, his hair ruffled, with a big grin on his face.


"My God, What Happened to You?" asks the woman.


The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best
bottle of single malt scotch, the wife gave me a meal fit for a king,
and the daughter made love to me."

"What on earth did you say?" asks the woman.

Well, I just knocked on the door... and when it opened I said to them,

"I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."

[Gingersnap]

That's pretty good!