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  • #1

    Obamafail fail. Again.





    Oh dear. What ever will the hand-wringing, pearl-clutching, offended-on-others'-behalf crowd going to do now?


    They must be so terribly conflicted between their slavish adoration for all things Obama and their irrational, baseless, searing hatred for the Washington Redskins.


    What to do? What to do?
    It's been ten years since that lonely day I left you
    In the morning rain, smoking gun in hand
    Ten lonely years but how my heart, it still remembers
    Pray for me, momma, I'm a gypsy now
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  • #2
    When you were a young boy, your G.I. Joe's all had fascinating backstories didn't they?
    Enjoy.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Norm dePlume View Post
      When you were a young boy, your G.I. Joe's all had fascinating backstories didn't they?
      Sgt Sawback was a troubled kid who went to far one day and the judge said the Army or jail. Well, no one wants to go to jail because one day, they let you out and you have to go back home and Sawback may be brave enough to face down a machine gun nest but he could never face Suzette again. So those medals gathering dust in his foot locker count out all the nothing he has to lose.



      Like that?
      Colonel Vogel : What does the diary tell you that it doesn't tell us?

      Professor Henry Jones : It tells me, that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try *reading* books instead of *burning* them!

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      • #4
        That's pretty good.
        Enjoy.

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        • #5
          That's fun.
          Colonel Vogel : What does the diary tell you that it doesn't tell us?

          Professor Henry Jones : It tells me, that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try *reading* books instead of *burning* them!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Norm dePlume View Post
            When you were a young boy, your G.I. Joe's all had fascinating backstories didn't they?
            No. They just melted in really neat ways under a magnifying glass.
            It's been ten years since that lonely day I left you
            In the morning rain, smoking gun in hand
            Ten lonely years but how my heart, it still remembers
            Pray for me, momma, I'm a gypsy now

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            • #7
              I'm lost here.

              Did Holly survive cancer without insurance?
              Robert Francis O'Rourke, Democrat, White guy, spent ~78 million to defeat, Ted Cruz, Republican immigrant Dark guy …
              and lost …
              But the Republicans are racist.

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