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    In late February, the City University of New York announced that it had tapped Princeton economist and New York Times blogger Paul Krugman for a distinguished professorship at CUNY’s Graduate Center and its Luxembourg Income Study Center, a research arm devoted to studying income patterns and their effect on inequality.

    About that. According to a formal offer letter obtained under New York’s Freedom of Information Law, CUNY intends to pay Krugman $225,000, or $25,000 per month (over two semesters), to “play a modest role in our public events” and “contribute to the build-up” of a new “inequality initiative.” It is not clear, and neither CUNY nor Krugman was able to explain, what “contribute to the build-up” entails.

    It’s certainly not teaching. “You will not be expected to teach or supervise students,” the letter informs Professor Krugman, who replies: “I admit that I had to read it several times to be clear ... it’s remarkably generous.” (After his first year, Krugman will be required to host a single seminar.)

    This is the same Paul Krugman who, in addition to just being chronically wrong for his entire life, wrote this, presumably with a straight face, barely a month before accepting the position:

    There is also a counterpart on the upside of the income distribution: an obvious desire to believe that rising incomes at the top are kind of the obverse of the alleged social problems at the bottom. According to this view, the affluent are affluent because they have done the right things: they’ve gotten college educations, they’ve gotten and stayed married, avoiding illegitimate births, they have a good work ethic, etc.. And implied in all this is that wealth is the reward for virtue, which makes it hard to argue for redistribution.

    The trouble with this picture is that it might work for people with incomes of $200,000 or $300,000 a year; it doesn’t work for the one percent, or the 0.1 percent. Yet the bulk of the rise in top income shares is in fact at the very top.

    [....]

    This is, by the way, why the Occupy slogan about the one percent is so brilliant. I would actually argue that the number should be even smaller. But one percent is an easy to remember number, and small enough to make it clear that we’re not talking about the upper middle class.

    And that’s good. The myth of the deserving rich is, in its own way, as destructive as the myth of the undeserving poor.

    Of course, Krugman is the so-called "1%," but he's still keeping up his schtick. And his sycophants of course slavishly defend him, with some unintended hilarity. As noted in the comments of the Gawker article:

    Let's not get into a thing about what "irony" means, but suffice to say I don't agree it's "ironic" that a man who cares about income inequality is accepting a salary in proportion to what his credentials merit...


    That was apparently written with a straight face.

    This economic genius Krugman devotee was pounced-upon, appropriately:

    So it's proportionate in a system he and the institute believe is unequal and disproportionate. Excellent premise to stand on...
    Right, but a CEO managing a multi-billion dollars company does not "merit" pay in the millions of dollars.
    So basically what you are saying is that ppl should get paid for what they are worth or what they contribute. For example, a person who works at McDonalds should only get paid minimum wage since (1) that the skill set they bring to the table and (2) that's the ballpark of what other fast food workers make... Makes sense to me!
    What kind of salary would be proportional to the merits of the credentials of a high school dropout working at Wal-Mart as a shelf stocker?



    And then there's twitter:









    It's been ten years since that lonely day I left you
    In the morning rain, smoking gun in hand
    Ten lonely years but how my heart, it still remembers
    Pray for me, momma, I'm a gypsy now

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    Nice gig. Might pay for a kitchen redo for a hedge fund manager.

    On edit: Might
    Colonel Vogel : What does the diary tell you that it doesn't tell us?

    Professor Henry Jones : It tells me, that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try *reading* books instead of *burning* them!

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    • #3
      Yes, let's make sure that the cause of the poor man is only addressed by obscure and destitute people with no marketable communication skills. That way we can comfortably ignore them.
      Enjoy.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Norm dePlume View Post
        the cause of the poor man .
        There's money in them there hills.
        If it pays, it stays

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Norm dePlume View Post
          Yes, let's make sure that the cause of the poor man is only addressed by obscure and destitute people with no marketable communication skills. That way we can comfortably ignore them.
          Works for me.
          We are so fucked.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by gary m View Post
            Works for me.
            Oh, I know it does. It's a neat little airtight scheme for never having to face an argument. If the person making a case for poor people is poor, then they're lazy and stupid, otherwise, they wouldn't be poor. And a poor person advocating for the poor is just a greedy freeloader out to line their stupid lazy pockets.

            On the other hand, if they're rich (or even well off) then they're hypocrites, because otherwise they'd give all their money to the poor people they're advocating for. And why should we listen to anything a hypocrite says. They should give everything they have to the poor. Then we can stop ignoring them for being hypocrites and start ignoring them for being stupid, lazy, and greedy like the other poor folks with nothing.

            The only poor folks I want to listen to are the ones that are too busy being industrious to stop and tell me anything.
            Enjoy.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Norm dePlume View Post
              Oh, I know it does. It's a neat little airtight scheme for never having to face an argument. If the person making a case for poor people is poor, then they're lazy and stupid, otherwise, they wouldn't be poor. And a poor person advocating for the poor is just a greedy freeloader out to line their stupid lazy pockets.

              On the other hand, if they're rich (or even well off) then they're hypocrites, because otherwise they'd give all their money to the poor people they're advocating for. And why should we listen to anything a hypocrite says. They should give everything they have to the poor. Then we can stop ignoring them for being hypocrites and start ignoring them for being stupid, lazy, and greedy like the other poor folks with nothing.

              The only poor folks I want to listen to are the ones that are too busy being industrious to stop and tell me anything.
              Then they would feel better. win-win
              If it pays, it stays

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Norm dePlume View Post
                Yes, let's make sure that the cause of the poor man is only addressed by obscure and destitute people with no marketable communication skills. That way we can comfortably ignore them.
                LMAO! You mean going to school, not producing drug habits or unintended children, and working hard might lead to marketable communications skills like Krugman has?

                "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Gingersnap View Post
                  LMAO! You mean going to school, not producing drug habits or unintended children, and working hard might lead to marketable communications skills like Krugman has?

                  He's a highly paid newspaper columnist. If that doesn't count as marketable communications skill, what does?
                  Enjoy.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Norm dePlume View Post
                    He's a highly paid newspaper columnist. If that doesn't count as marketable communications skill, what does?
                    Why isn't he poor? I don't understand.
                    If it pays, it stays

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Frostbit View Post
                      Why isn't he poor? I don't understand.
                      Probably because he's well-paid. I don't see what's hard to understand about that.
                      Enjoy.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Norm dePlume View Post
                        Probably because he's well-paid. I don't see what's hard to understand about that.
                        Why is he well-paid?
                        It's been ten years since that lonely day I left you
                        In the morning rain, smoking gun in hand
                        Ten lonely years but how my heart, it still remembers
                        Pray for me, momma, I'm a gypsy now

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Adam View Post
                          Why is he well-paid?
                          Because the market has spoken. The invisible hand keeps tucking paychecks into his wallet. Presumably because he get lots of page views and sell lots of ad space and maybe some subscriptions.
                          Enjoy.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Norm dePlume View Post
                            Because the market has spoken. The invisible hand keeps tucking paychecks into his wallet. Presumably because he get lots of page views and sell lots of ad space and maybe some subscriptions.
                            That and he has a penis so that helps with Ginger's obsession about poor people having babies; otherwise known as human beings to the Right until the have the gall to leave the womb.
                            Colonel Vogel : What does the diary tell you that it doesn't tell us?

                            Professor Henry Jones : It tells me, that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try *reading* books instead of *burning* them!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Norm dePlume View Post
                              Because the market has spoken. The invisible hand keeps tucking paychecks into his wallet. Presumably because he get lots of page views and sell lots of ad space and maybe some subscriptions.
                              Soooo....

                              When someone has marketable skills, they get paid better.


                              It's been ten years since that lonely day I left you
                              In the morning rain, smoking gun in hand
                              Ten lonely years but how my heart, it still remembers
                              Pray for me, momma, I'm a gypsy now

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