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Today's "not from The Onion:" Barack Obama closes Atlantic Ocean

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  • Today's "not from The Onion:" Barack Obama closes Atlantic Ocean

    “Just before the weekend,” Mike Flynn reported for Breitbart Saturday, “the National Park Service informed charter boat captains in Florida that the Florida Bay was "closed" due to the shutdown. Until government funding is restored, the fishing boats are prohibited from taking anglers into 1,100 square-miles of open ocean. Fishing is also prohibited at Biscayne National Park during the shutdown."

    "The Park Service will also have rangers on duty to police the ban. Of access to an ocean. The government will probably use more personnel and spend more resources to attempt to close the ocean, than it would in its normal course of business."

    Due to his administration's decision to close access to Florida’s fishing waters, a lot of Florida residents may be losing their jobs as well.

    Unfuckingbelievable! Never in my life have I seen such a petulant, childish person. Even children aren't this childish.

    Good grief.
    It's been ten years since that lonely day I left you
    In the morning rain, smoking gun in hand
    Ten lonely years but how my heart, it still remembers
    Pray for me, momma, I'm a gypsy now

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    Someone told me about this today and I laughed - I literally didn't believe it.

    Can you imagine if Bush had done such a thing?
    "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."