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  • Who masturbates more? Liberals, Conservatives or Progressives?

    Answer here.
    The year's at the spring
    And day's at the morn;
    Morning's at seven;
    The hill-side's dew-pearled;
    The lark's on the wing;
    The snail's on the thorn:
    God's in his heaven—
    All's right with the world!

  • #2
    Unemployed teenagers with working parents and no siblings.
    "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Gingersnap View Post
      Unemployed teenagers with working parents and no siblings.
      or students in college who are not confident enough to seal the deal with the desired sex...

      ~Dallas

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Dallas View Post
        or students in college who are not confident enough to seal the deal with the desired sex...

        ~Dallas
        I don't think access does much to temper horniness at that age.
        "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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        • #5
          Kind of a whacky subject.

          Speaking of which, men seem to have a number of euphemisms for this like cuffing the carrot, choking the chicken, jerkin the gherkin, belting the bishop, beating the bald headed dummy and so on, but I can't recall hearing female equivalents.

          There must be some...
          We are so fucked.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by gary m View Post
            Kind of a whacky subject.

            Speaking of which, men seem to have a number of euphemisms for this like cuffing the carrot, choking the chicken, jerkin the gherkin, belting the bishop, beating the bald headed dummy and so on, but I can't recall hearing female equivalents.

            There must be some...
            That's because they are ladies.
            The year's at the spring
            And day's at the morn;
            Morning's at seven;
            The hill-side's dew-pearled;
            The lark's on the wing;
            The snail's on the thorn:
            God's in his heaven—
            All's right with the world!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by gary m View Post
              Kind of a whacky subject.

              Speaking of which, men seem to have a number of euphemisms for this like cuffing the carrot, choking the chicken, jerkin the gherkin, belting the bishop, beating the bald headed dummy and so on, but I can't recall hearing female equivalents.

              There must be some...
              Tickling the Clam?
              If it pays, it stays

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Frostbit View Post
                Tickling the Clam?
                You people.

                Women just have various private moments. Mostly in bath tubs if they have a family. Think about that the next time you see some candle-lit, bath oil and wine, moody music ad on TV. Mommy's Magic Moment indeed.
                "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Gingersnap View Post
                  You people.

                  Women just have various private moments. Mostly in bath tubs if they have a family. Think about that the next time you see some candle-lit, bath oil and wine, moody music ad on TV. Mommy's Magic Moment indeed.
                  Candles and bath oil? Pah. Three-speed Waterpik shower massage.
                  "Since the historic ruling, the Lovings have become icons for equality. Mildred released a statement on the 40th anniversary of the ruling in 2007: 'I am proud that Richard’s and my name is on a court case that can help reinforce the love, the commitment, the fairness, and the family that so many people, Black or white, young or old, gay or straight, seek in life. I support the freedom to marry for all. That’s what Loving, and loving, are all about.'." - Mildred Loving (Loving v. Virginia)

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Celeste Chalfonte View Post
                    Candles and bath oil? Pah. Three-speed Waterpik shower massage.
                    You said you replaced the generic one I bought because it was broken!
                    The year's at the spring
                    And day's at the morn;
                    Morning's at seven;
                    The hill-side's dew-pearled;
                    The lark's on the wing;
                    The snail's on the thorn:
                    God's in his heaven—
                    All's right with the world!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Novaheart View Post
                      You said you replaced the generic one I bought because it was broken!
                      Shouldn't these posts be in Tech Tips or something?
                      "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Novaheart View Post
                        You said you replaced the generic one I bought because it was broken!
                        It's been ten years since that lonely day I left you
                        In the morning rain, smoking gun in hand
                        Ten lonely years but how my heart, it still remembers
                        Pray for me, momma, I'm a gypsy now

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                        • #13
                          Centrists because they're never satisfied with what they have. lol.

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