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The year's at the spring
And day's at the morn;
Morning's at seven;
The hill-side's dew-pearled;
The lark's on the wing;
The snail's on the thorn:
God's in his heaven—
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Unemployed teenagers with working parents and no siblings."Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf." -
or students in college who are not confident enough to seal the deal with the desired sex...Originally posted by Gingersnap View Post
~DallasComment
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I don't think access does much to temper horniness at that age.Originally posted by Dallas View Post
"Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."Comment
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Kind of a whacky subject.
Speaking of which, men seem to have a number of euphemisms for this like cuffing the carrot, choking the chicken, jerkin the gherkin, belting the bishop, beating the bald headed dummy and so on, but I can't recall hearing female equivalents.
There must be some...We are so fucked.Comment
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That's because they are ladies.Originally posted by gary m View PostThe year's at the spring
And day's at the morn;
Morning's at seven;
The hill-side's dew-pearled;
The lark's on the wing;
The snail's on the thorn:
God's in his heaven—
All's right with the world!Comment
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You people.Originally posted by Frostbit View Post
Women just have various private moments. Mostly in bath tubs if they have a family. Think about that the next time you see some candle-lit, bath oil and wine, moody music ad on TV. Mommy's Magic Moment indeed.
"Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."Comment
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Candles and bath oil? Pah. Three-speed Waterpik shower massage.Originally posted by Gingersnap View PostYou people.
Women just have various private moments. Mostly in bath tubs if they have a family. Think about that the next time you see some candle-lit, bath oil and wine, moody music ad on TV. Mommy's Magic Moment indeed."Since the historic ruling, the Lovings have become icons for equality. Mildred released a statement on the 40th anniversary of the ruling in 2007: 'I am proud that Richard’s and my name is on a court case that can help reinforce the love, the commitment, the fairness, and the family that so many people, Black or white, young or old, gay or straight, seek in life. I support the freedom to marry for all. That’s what Loving, and loving, are all about.'." - Mildred Loving (Loving v. Virginia)Comment
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You said you replaced the generic one I bought because it was broken!Originally posted by Celeste Chalfonte View PostThe year's at the spring
And day's at the morn;
Morning's at seven;
The hill-side's dew-pearled;
The lark's on the wing;
The snail's on the thorn:
God's in his heaven—
All's right with the world!Comment
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Shouldn't these posts be in Tech Tips or something?Originally posted by Novaheart View Post"Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."Comment
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Originally posted by Novaheart View Post
It's been ten years since that lonely day I left you
In the morning rain, smoking gun in hand
Ten lonely years but how my heart, it still remembers
Pray for me, momma, I'm a gypsy nowComment
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Centrists because they're never satisfied with what they have. lol.Comment
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