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    Why don't they teach this stuff in school?
    "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

  • #2
    He didn't mention capturing the robot and then reprogramming it to serve you.

    Obviously, the guy doesn't know what he's talking about.
    “I do not aim with my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
    I aim with my eye.

    "I do not shoot with my hand; he who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
    I shoot with my mind.

    "I do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father.
    I kill with my heart.”

    The Gunslinger Creed, Stephen King, The Dark Tower

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    • #3
      I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords....

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      • #4
        Originally posted by ReinMan View Post
        I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords....
        We'd probably better considering how many are being designed for military applications. How long can be until our current overlords screw up and hand us over to the robot overlords?

        I give it about 10 years.
        "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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        • #5
          Originally posted by ReinMan View Post
          I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords....
          Your post makes the Terminator almost smile.

          “I do not aim with my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
          I aim with my eye.

          "I do not shoot with my hand; he who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
          I shoot with my mind.

          "I do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father.
          I kill with my heart.”

          The Gunslinger Creed, Stephen King, The Dark Tower

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          • #6
            That's why I'm always surrounded by a pack of highly trained robot-detecting dogs. I'll still be fried by their eyeball-frying beams but I'll have enough time to spit in their sensors first.
            "Alexa, slaughter the fatted calf."

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            • #7
              You want to take out a robot?

              Go to the UAW Local, and round up some automotive manufacturing Electricians.

              Those guys can make a robot permanently non-functional in seconds...

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              • #8
                Originally posted by ReinMan View Post
                You want to take out a robot?

                Go to the UAW Local, and round up some automotive manufacturing Electricians.

                Those guys can make a robot permanently non-functional in seconds...

                LOL!
                It's been ten years since that lonely day I left you
                In the morning rain, smoking gun in hand
                Ten lonely years but how my heart, it still remembers
                Pray for me, momma, I'm a gypsy now

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