From the "you couldn't make this up if you tried" file....

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When seconds count, the police are just minutes away....

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Not much you can do, at least in the short term. No point in trying to disarm a bomb after it's already gone off, and this one has gone off in spectacular...

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They did[ check her story. Or, more accurately, they fed it to her just like they did Blasey-Ford. They then rushed to have this "emergency"...

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I thought that was Ilhan Omar, but frankly the screeching of the squat (not mis-spelled) all pretty much sounds and...

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Read what that gaping maw out of a sandworm from Dune said. Then read it again.

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This is what it has come to.

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There's the problem: it's an ever-accelerating beast. Next up will be a $20/hour raise, then a $50/hour raise, "just to keep up with the times."...

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Corrected....

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Well, if he's not prosecuting crimes, then he's not faithfully executing his office, something for which I assume he swore an oath.

Whether...

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Paid hit.

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"Russian collusion" was a myth. How do you think that came alive?...

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Bok is going to be absolutely heartbroken that Cheneymas isn't coming.

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Don't tell Bok! She said it under oath, so it's indisputable fact....

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No shit! This is beyond farce.



Bok: "Well, it was under oath, so it must be true!"...

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Maybe they do something different in Texas that I don't know about, but around here, people get to vote for who represents them in state government and...

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What are you talking about? Companies are fountains of money! We all know that, as a senior partner, when you get home at night you actually bathe in...